Troy Aikman stuns Michael Irvin with his reaction to two women swimming in his pool, NFL memes & a rogue whale

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Would you call the cops on them? As Troy Aikman tells the story, he came home one night years ago to women helping themselves to his pool.

"I was single," he recalled in a recent podcast. "I was living by myself at my house, and I came home and I had two fans, two female fans, that were swimming in my pool in my backyard...I called the police and just said, Hey, Ive got some intruders and somebody could come take care of this."

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" laughs. He said the police would have been the last people he was calling, which is a pretty good indication of Michael and I being a little different."

Of course, in the comments, people assumed the worst would've happened to .

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• Michael P. in Allons, TN checks in: You're definitely not the only one. Gus Johnson is an automatic mute for me (by far the worst). Tessitore, Fowler and Herbstreit get to be too much later in the game. All the screaming on a simple first-down play is exhausting, and it only escalates as tight games go on. Throw in most sideline reporting and coach interviews, completely useless.

While Al Michaels gets a lot of heat for showing no emotion, I'd much prefer that style over screaming on every play. My two favorite play-by-play announcers are Tom Hart and Jason Benetti.

Kinsey: Benetti is great. He stays steady. Doesn't over-sell the action. I have been anti-Fowler for years. I'm not sure what his deal is, but to me it's always felt like Fowler feels superior to the common man, the fan who pays the bills. And Herbie is just spread too thin. I had to mute him Saturday night when he identified a Notre Dame safety as "No. 28" making a big play. No kidding, we all could see the number on his jersey.

That's Luke Talich, who is not some grad transfer. The guy is in his fourth year playing for Notre Dame. Herbie should've known the guy's name just based on a few days of research.

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